"God...looooovves....a terrier! Yes he does, God loves a terrier! That's because, small sturdy bright and true, they give their love to you, God didn't miss a stitch, be a dog or be a bitch!"

"And their generosity really turned this place from just a humble little kennel--"
"It was a shitbox."
"Well, yeah..."

"Which is what my mother did, you know, she was there for the unconditional love. And it worked for my family, y'know, until my mom committed suicide in '81..."

"Counting those, I--have you--oh, you've already packed six kimonos."
"That's...alright, so here's seven..."
"We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours."
"That's seven...so actually, I need one more, I need eight..."
"I mean, how many tea services can you do? Why are you doing this? I mean, like, I think we're overpacked, don't you?"
"Well, no!"

"Oh, uh, I forgot to compliment you on your...uh...luscious melon breasts, tonight!

OH MY GOD. The lesbian dog trainer is the Cheerios coach from Glee.

"Oh, I saw you in a grocery store about a year ago! You look beautiful!"
"OH! Thank-you!"

And the clincher:
"We just love to talk...and not-talk...we can talk and not-talk for hours, and still find things to not-talk about..."

And that's only from the first half-hour. I love this movie...

~Akane